This book doesn’t have any chapters in it. It’s a collection of letters and notes with a few newspaper articles thrown in here and there. You have to figure out who is who and what is going on by reading the letters the characters write to each other and by reading the newspaper articles that report the strange happenings at 43 Old Cemetery Road.
Ignatius B. Grumply is a crabby old author with writer’s block who has rented a creepy old house for the summer. He doesn’t know it, but a boy named Seymour is living on the third floor and a ghost lives in the attic – a bossy old lady ghost.
The old man is none too happy when he discovers the boy. Seymour isn’t too happy about the old man either. The two set up a few house rules to keep things from getting ugly:
Mr. Grumply’s Rules:
- You will not bother me when I am writing
- You will stay out of my bedroom and bathroom at all times.
- You will not lurk in doorways or dark hallways.
- You are not permitted on the second floor, which I have claimed as my own for the duration of the summer.
- You will not tell me what time I have to go to bed.
- You will not tell me what to eat or when to eat it.
- You will not play old man music on the stereo.
- You’re not allowed on the third floor. No exceptions.
And this begins a tentative agreement to help the two get through the summer without all out war breaking loose. They agree to communicate by letter, which is fine, until the old man shoots some accusations at Seymour that are simply not true. The slamming doors, the loudly playing piano, the falling chandalier – none of that was Seymour, that was the ghost! Mr. Grumply doesn’t believe a word of it and he isn’t at all interested in having a liar for a housemate.
Read the letters to hear them duke it out in writing – the letters are funny exchanges between these people who don’t care for each other at all…at first!
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